THE ALBUM IS ON SALE
Seven Strains is buddy music for your earballs.
This tiny album of seven silly strains plus one bonus track is a mix of reggae, classic rock, and pop web culture, chopped up and sampled, mastered with kindness, and delivered fresh for your enjoyment.
This is high-form amateur marijuana music.
Pick a strain, light one, and enjoy!
This 100% true testimonial has nothing to do with search engine optimization:
“HEAR ME NOW!! If you feel in the mood for herb or weed or ganja or reefer or Mary Jane or grass or green or smoke or THC or some keef or a bong or a philly or a dutch or that white owl or hydro, or you need a grinder for that dank or that kind or them nugs of that bud, whether its indica or sativa or just cannabis or hash, whether you blaze it or light it or smoke it in a joint or a spliff or a blunt or out a bowl or in a hookah or a pipe, whether you buy it as a nickel a dime a twenty a dub a fifty or an ounce… Seven Strains is what you play when you do. RESPECT. JAH!”
- an elderly fellow with much wisdoms
If you need to reach us holler at
Guesswho@SevenStrainsAlbum .com OR Shamalex@SevenStrains Album.com OR use this fruity contact form we have embedded in this site OR
just burn one down and write your message in the smoke.
We got you.